Virginia Beach Jetties
How long have you been skating?
What is your job outside of derby?
Paralegal – all the work of an attorney with none of the money, power, or glory … oh and neater handwriting
Do you have any pets/kids?
1 mini clone – she’s absolutely adorable until you run out of crackers – a step-spawn of sorts – and too many reptiles to count….
Who is your derby wife?
Eternally it will always be my one true wife Buffalo Bone Crusher, but while she’s off defending the country in the United States Navy, I have since poly’d up with Zombie Apocalyzz and I get around so I have a healthy rotation of Jodies – Slingblade, Dollee Roadhouse and Grenade Whistler
Who is your favorite person to hit?
The skaters who leave their chest wide open. Nothing better than a nice Johnny Crash.
What made you choose roller derby?
Upon advice of counsel, I cannot discuss this matter any further.
What would we find you doing on a Sunday afternoon?
Brunchin’ with the B**** trike
Three words that describe you?
One. Classy. Skank.
If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
Charlie Hunnam because… look at him, just look at him.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Hood rat shit with my friends.