How long have you been skating?
Since August 2012 when I returned from my first deployment, I walked into a little skateshop on the edge of town, Roller Derby of Virginia Beach. I was greeted by a nice lady with pink hair, who has become somewhat of an urban legend around these parts. F.U.B.A.R.bie put some wheels on my feet and patiently watched me go from clumsy baby giraffe to a fairly okay skater.
What Is Your Job Outside of derby?
United States Navy. Master-At-Arms, Second Class. Ahooyah!
Do you have any pets/kids?
One man Wolf Pack
Who is your derby wife?
No, I just haven’t found The One, yet. But Runaway Lane is really cool. And so is Lisa Frankenstein. But they are both taken… by each other. So I am still on the prowl.
Who is your favorite person to hit?
Brass. Yeah, NeBrassKicka
What made you choose roller derby?
When I lived in NY I had wanted to try my feet at it. I wanted to go play for the ROC City Roller Derby up there in Rottenchester but life wasn’t ready for that yet. Honestly the specific reasons are lost to me now, but I know it has been worth it.
What would we find you doing on a Sunday afternoon?
Catching up on the world of Nerfighteria, hitting up a yoga class or kicking it fatgirl style with pizza and a Star Wars marathon (Can I get a heck yeah?!)
Three words that describe you?
Sassy, Geeky, third descriptive word….? Surprising.
If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
Every time I write a name I think of someone else…this world is filled with too many great hearts and minds to pick just one.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
I buy mini pre-wrapped sausages and fancy Dijon ketchups, obvi.