How long have you been skating?
About 6 years
What is your job outside of derby?
I sling pizza at Whole Foods Market.
Do you have any pets/kids?
Two beautiful fur children, a Pug named Tank and a Pit-bull named Scarlett.
Who is your derby wife?
Princess Pwny for 6 glorious years
Who is your favorite person to hit?
Men mostly; Shuyamouf, Groper Cleavage, Seol Reaper but, mostly I like anyone who presents a challenge.
What made you choose roller derby?
You know those shirts that say “I bake because punching people is frowned upon?” It’s like that, except I hit people so that I can bake for fun.
What would we find you doing on a Sunday afternoon?
Knitting probably, possibly running if it’s nice outside
Three words that describe you?
Headstrong, Heart, Cheeky
If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be and why?
I don’t think I can narrow it down to who but I can tell you they would probably be fictional.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Something incredibly boring and responsible like pay off my house, put aside a healthy chunk in savings, and take care of a few people I love.